Caliban - Opinion and Righteous Anger

The Canadians are taking pity on Americans and are now offering to marry them to get them out of the country and into a more progressive land.

From their site:

You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

I'd offer to do my bit, too, but I've already married one and bigamy's illegal even when it's just a marriage of convenience.